Rallying Quickly, Growing Fastly, Surging Highly and 20 Crypto Jokes

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While crypto regulation is on the cards in Latin America, Chainalysis found that India’s crypto market is more ‘mature’ than those of Vietnam and Pakistan. A leading Salvadoran engineering academic claimed that volcano-powered Bitcoin mining could be ruinous for the nation’s economy, while President Bukele blasted critics as BTC price boomed; the US SEC Chairman ruled out the possibility of enacting a China-style crypto crackdown, the IMF suggested that economic leaders fight back against crypto by issuing their own CBDCs, the BIS said that the financial system is in 'an age of disruption', and the FBS warned that countries should work to prevent 'regulatory arbitrage' for stablecoins.

At least six XRP holders will get their day in court in the Ripple-SEC battle, while the regulator served up Circle with a subpoena. Unstoppable Domains and 30 of the world’s crypto wallets formed the Wallet Alliance, Sino-Global will enter a Bitcoin mining machine joint-venture with Highsharp to work on the development of mining machine 'Thor', and the Cryptoverse with Busta Rhymes pointed out the flaws of centralization after Facebook went down for hours. North Korea is conducting spear-phishing activities on the crypto industry,  and while Compound Finance faced more trouble when USD 65m in COMP was dripped into the contract plagued by a bug, the anonymous developer behind Evolved Apes disappeared with USD 2.9m in project funds.

And now, it’s time to enjoy your jokes. Start, now!

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Heeey, CT! A sat for your thoughts.

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Let’s now check how this month is going in the Cryptoverse.

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So markets are doing good?

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Speaking of good… Looking gooood!

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One user’s reply to all analysts.

This is always my response when people try to explain price movements: pic.twitter.com/e6MTU0f50i

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Or to quote them: “Crypto. No.”

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Sad&Poor 500.

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FinBro meets BitBro.

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But there’s somebody facing an even more baffling situation.

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Is it the ‘come on, do something’ situation all over again?

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Let’s see what BTC has to say about all of this.

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Advice for the newcomers.

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A lesson for everybody who need it.

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"You dumbass."

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Extra truth.

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Look at those moves, a veritable crypto shinobi – a cryptobi, if you will – right there.

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They also send miners into the volcanoes.

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She always is!

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And now! Crypto music time! First, a classic.

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Followed by ‘Bitcoin is Freedom’s Best Friend’.