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Bitcoining, Bulling, Billing, Banning and 20 Crypto Jokes


The week opened with major Covid-19 vaccine news, followed by bitcoin and altcoins dropping, but then bitcoin smashed through USD 16k. Meanwhile, Bill Miller and JPMorgan’s analysts made bullish statements on BTC, Ray Dalio said governments would ban it while the Cryptoverse disagreed, and Kraken...

Elections, Votes, Polls, Choices and 20 Crypto Jokes


A new crypto month started, and we learned that bitcoin and litecoin won October, while bitcoin mining difficulty saw its second-largest drop as soon as November begun. As nearly USD 1bn in bitcoin got moved, it turned out the US government was behind it. ETH 2.0 Phase 0 got scheduled for launch...

Investing in Bitcoin, Adopting Crypto, Launching CBDC and 20 Crypto Jokes


This last week of crypto October was an interesting one. It started with crypto market sentiment dropping out of the positive zone, and then we learned that bitcoin was outperformed by several coins in the past year, but still has more holders profiting, that the pandemic crisis has been driving...

BTC Transfers, CBDC Airdrops, Regulatory Warnings and 20 Crypto Jokes


It was a fun crypto week. OKEx suspended withdrawals as they couldn't get in touch with a private key holder. Also, somebody moved Satoshi era 1,000 bitcoin again, Marc van der Chijs told us that hodling bitcoin would've been a better strategy than trying to outperform it, Kraken researchers said...

Snapped Up Stakes, Stepping Down CEOs, CBDC Pilots and 20 Crypto Jokes


This week in the Cryptosphere: Vitalik Buterin said that high Ethereum fees might be gone even before ETH 2.0, and DeFi darling yearn.finance crashed 60% from its ATH, while Virgin Galactic Chairman said BTC can’t be correlated to traditional assets. TaoTao said it “ended negotiations” with...

Hackation, Salvation, Expansion, and 20 Crypto Jokes


In the last week of crypto September, KuCoin got hacked, along the way exposing a key difference between bitcoin and altcoins. Cardano was the best performer while Litecoin dropped out of top 10. OpenBazaar got temporarily saved from becoming ClosedBazaar by an anonymous donor, Bithumb won a legal...

Despites, Split Opinions, Many Regulations and 20 Crypto Jokes


This crypto week saw bitcoin mining difficulty jump to an all-time high, and despite its realized capitalization soaring, experts are divided on what the near-term outlook for bitcoin price is. Meanwhile, despite Uniswap climbing to become the largest DeFi protocol by TVL, its UNI crashed in...

Uniswaps, Bitcoin Wraps, and 20 Crypto Jokes


Unsurprisingly, the last seven days have shown us that Bitcoin whales are actively accumulating BTC throughout 2020, and MicroStrategy CEO doubled-down on the company’s bitcoin bet as “trillions are melting in treasuries.” Major crypto exchange Kraken has received a banking charter, while Kiss star...

Cooking, Slicing, Trimming, Merging, Migrating, and 20 Crypto Jokes


This crypto week, bitcoin price dropped, and so did the mining difficulty, and we learned that "exclusive mining" can also be used for tax evasion and money laundering. Then, SUSHI trimmed some of its losses after FTX CEO agreed to take over the admin keys from Chef Nomi, and then...

A Whole Lot of DeFi and 20 Crypto Jokes


In DeFi news: the DeFi boom may be prompting the growth of a BTC-ETH bridge, a new item was served on the DeFi table - SushiSwap, Mike Novogratz said that the DeFi frenzy proves the power of bitcoin and warned of a possible correction, and after criticizing yield farming again, Vitalik Buterin...

Highs, Lows, Flipping, Bridging and 20 Crypto Jokes


This week in the Cryptoverse, bitcoin mining difficulty hit a new all-time high and rose further, RyanAir CEO said to avoid bitcoin like a plague, deVere Group CEO said that 2020 was a breakout year for bitcoin, and Snappa joined the group of companies diversifying their cash holdings into bitcoin....

Soaring, Plunging, Being Indecisive, and 20 Crypto Jokes


This week in crypto, bitcoin couldn’t make up its mind about staying above USD 12,000 as price went up to new yearly highs, while the hashrate dropped 25% in three days, as floods hit Southwest China. Then YFI exceeded BTC’s price, Tron dropped while JustSwap went live, while OMG soared on Tether...

Yams, Supplygates, Demasking, and 20 Crypto Jokes


This week in top two coins news: Bitcoin rallied to new yearly high, while chainlink flipped litecoin; bitcoin got USD 250m endorsement from a major US company, and we calculated which two institutional investors allocated at least 1% to bitcoin. In the meantime, the ethereum supplygate hit...

Brief 12K, Many Exploits, Plenty ETH and 20 Crypto Jokes


This week, bitcoin hit USD 12,000 but fell right back in minutes. More bitcoin flash crashes are coming in this new bull market, a crypto investor warned, while Russian lawyers warned that e-pay laws may have knock-on effects for BTC. Meanwhile, XRP jumped upon seeing a strong demand from...

10Ks, 11Ks, Launching, Soaring and 20 Crypto Jokes


This week, the Cryptoverse saw BTC finally going over USD 10,000, and hitting USD 11,000 along the way, while BTC mining difficulty dropped. Also, XRP soared, LEND jumped, Solana rallied as FTX used its blockchain a basis for a new ecosystem project, Maker became the first DeFi protocol to reach...

Very-Much Altseasons, Hard-Learned Lessons and 20 Crypto Jokes


This week in crypto, bitcoin finally made a move, CZ said we’re very much in altseason now, mStable learned communication the hard way, LEND was up by 8,000% against bitcoin in 12 months, while research found that BTC hashrate could rise 120% in a year, but the price of the coin needs to follow....

Twitter Hack, Unmovable Bitcoin and 20 Crypto Jokes


There is never a dull week in the cryptoverse and this week was no exception (except BTC price). Bitcoin miners now have to sweat more as mining difficulty reached a new all-time high, while Twitter had serious security issues that led to more than 13 BTC being stolen. Meanwhile, PayPal has been...

DOGETok Jumps, Playgrounds, Presidential Runs and 20 Crypto Jokes


This week in the Cryptosphere, BTC miners were not selling them coins, and Venezuelan military intercepted a truck full of mining rigs. Chainlink hit an all-time high, and Dogecoin soared as TikTokers attempted to pump it, with Justin Sun joining the scene too, followed by a few exchanges. Cardano...

Rolling, Doubling, Consuming and 20 Crypto Jokes


This week in crypto news on Cryptonews.com: Bitcoin whale population growth might be a mirage, retail may consume 50% of BTC supply after next halving, and young Roobinhooders might propel the next BTC rally. IOTA announced the release of Pollen, the first phase towards the decentralized IOTA...

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