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The Massive Radio Telescope From GoldenEye Just Collapsed
1.12.2020
The massive Arecibo Observatory radio telescope, made famous in the James Bond movie GoldenEye and paid homage to in the classic Nintendo 64 game, completely collapsed early Tuesday morning. This breaking news comes just a few weeks after the announcement that the invaluable astronomy tool would...
Fallout 76's Steel Dawn Update Feels More Like An Old-School Fallout Adventure
1.12.2020
Fallout 76’s latest free expansion brings the series’ fan-favorite fascists back to Appalachia with a new mini-campaign that made me briefly forget I was playing an MMO.Read more
It’s Official: Control Is Coming To Xbox Game Pass
1.12.2020
Well, the rumors were true. Control is coming to Xbox Game Pass. Starting December 3, you’ll be able to play the darkest third-person shooter in human history on Xbox consoles via Microsoft’s games-on-demand services. It’ll also join the list of playable Game Pass games available on Android.Read...
Red Dead Online’s Latest, Disappointing Update Shows GTA Online Is Still Rockstar’s Favorite
1.12.2020
Red Dead Online’s latest update isn’t much. While Rockstar plans on adding a big new island to GTA Online later this month, complete with a new heist and more, Red Dead Online’s end of the year update is far smaller. And while some small amount of this new update is good, including some new bounty...
Yakuza: Like A Dragon's Crowded Pharmacy Really Stresses Me Out
1.12.2020
In addition to battling randos and dodging traffic in the streets of Japan, I’ve spent a lot of time in Yakuza: Like a Dragon browsing the wares of various pharmacies and convenience stores. But one store is always so crowded that it’s impossible to navigate without shoving my fellow patrons out...
The Best Dreamcast Games
4.7.2019
Here’s a terrifying fact: Sega has been out of the console business longer than they were in it. And while it was the Dreamcast that finally did the struggling giant in, for a platform that was only around for a couple of years it certainly left one hell of a legacy behind.Read more
Cyberpunk 2077 Twitter Gets First Update In Over Four Years
10.1.2018
The Polish developer CD Projekt Red first announced Cyberpunk 2077 in May 2012. After a few brief teases, the studio went silent. And now, for the first time in nearly half a decade, Cyberpunk 2077 has re-emerged with a juicy, tantalizing message.Read more
Someone Beat The Zelda DLC's Boss Naked And With Three Hearts
3.1.2018
No shirt, no shoes, no problem.Read more
The Heartbreaking Final Fantasy VII Song That Makes Me Smile
31.12.2017
One of Final Fantasy’s most iconic songs doesn’t even make my top 10 favorite list. That said, it’s also one of my most cherished. What makes it special is that it’s tied to one of my fondest memories—but not in as sweet a way as you may think.Read more
What’s that adorable little Inkling is posing with?
22.12.2017
What’s that adorable little Inkling is posing with? Why, yes, it is a champagne gun that spews bursts of ink. Splatoon 2's latest weapon, in the style of our favorite holiday bubbly, shoots more pressurized ink after the player holds down ZR. Read more
Yes Yes Praise It
20.12.2017
Anna Pan is an artist based in Australia who has worked on games like Dream Daddy.Read more
Egyptian Zombies Are Coming To Total War: Warhammer II
20.12.2017
The Tomb Kings, sadly absent from the core campaign of Total War: Warhammer II, are coming as part of an expansion on January 23.Read more
Breath of the Wild's DLC Boss Has A Funny Weakness
18.12.2017
Breath of the Wild’s new DLC focuses on Hyrule’s past, telling stories of Link’s companions and the ancient world that came before them. The final boss, a centuries old foe, has a surprising weakness.Read more
To The Moon's Sequel Feels Just A Bit Too Familiar
14.12.2017
It’s been six years since everybody cried playing To The Moon, an indie narrative game about venturing into a dying man’s memories to fulfill his final wish. A lot has changed, especially in the world of independent game development. Sequel Finding Paradise, however, picks up right where To...
Steam Removes Game About Hiding Porn From Your Parents
11.12.2017
At first glance, You Must Be 18 or Older to Enter doesn’t look like porn. There’s far more ASCII than ass, and the game says its goal is to explore the awkward, scary feelings that accompany a person’s first steps into sexuality. However, last week Valve yanked it because it decided the game...
Some Familiar Faces Are Coming To Street Fighter V
11.12.2017
The third season of Street Fighter V characters was announced after the conclusion of this year’s Capcom Cup, and there’s a slew of old faces finally returning to the fight.Read more
Frustration Simulator Getting Over It Climbs Steam Best Sellers List
7.12.2017
Getting Over It With Bennet Foddy is a nonsensical game that challenges players to climb a mountain with a hammer. The silly premise and highly animated reactions from streamers who take a tumble have launched it right to the heights of Steam’s best seller list one day after its release on...
WWE 2K18 Looks Gnarly On The Switch
6.12.2017
If you’re the kind of person who watches WWE matches on 75% speed, WWE 2K18’s Switch version may be for you. For others, not so much. Released today, the game has fans begging for a framerate patch.Read more
The Best Part Of Oblivion Was The Absurd Poison Apples
20.11.2017
The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion is an awkward game that feels a little bit like world full of Disney World animatronics. One piece of poison food highlighted the game’s silliness while also forcing players to get intimate with their targets.Read more
The New Anime Godzilla Movie Is Pretty Good
17.11.2017
Since 1954, Godzilla has been brought to life by a man in a kaiju suit, animation, computer graphics, motion capture, and now, 3D anime. And you know what, the monster’s latest incarnation ain’t half bad.Read more