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Experts, Settlements, and 20 Crypto Jokes
5.10.2019
As the Cryptoverse is trying to guess BTC’s next move, we found out whom to blame for the crash. Meanwhile, ETH went below USD 180 again, Cardano dropped 23% in a week, despite their recent announcements, but on the other hand, while XRP's down 29% this year, the price jumped up upon the...
Bitcoin Prices, Bets, Satellites and 20 Crypto Jokes
28.9.2019
Never a dull week in the Cryptoverse. In the price-be-crazy news, we've seen Bakkt launch its long-awaited Bitcoin futures contracts, but the price of BTC dropped below USD10K, which was followed by a sudden drop to the USD8K level, pulling alts with it. Though the market seems to be recovering...
Altcoins, Seasons, and 20 Crypto Jokes
21.9.2019
In the "everything's connected" news: BTC has been going below and above USD 10K again. Speaking of BTC, while it may be more dependent on the governments than many people think, ETH, which has climbed above USD 200, may surpass BTC daily transaction fees. Speaking of ETH, BitPay will start...
Forks and 20 Crypto Jokes
14.9.2019
It was yet another news-filled week. Ethereum Classic developers told us that the Atlantis hard fork is going smoothly, and then the update was successful. Meanwhile, many people were left bemused by the latest news from the upcoming Binance.US and started to migrate to KuCoin. And while somebody...
Gadgets, Bulls, Misconceptions and 20 Crypto Jokes
7.9.2019
There's never a dull moment in the Cryptoverse, and this week is flourishing with exciting announcements.
First and foremost, Bitcoin rallied back above USD 10,000, thus cementing its market dominance at c. 70% and leaving more altcoins bleeding. This led to more experts expressing their bullish...
Faketoshi’s Crime & Punishment and 20 Crypto Jokes
31.8.2019
This week, the news of a Faketoshi ruling hit the Cryptoverse, but that saga is far from over. On the other hand, BTC dropped below USD 10K, leaving analysts stumped.
Meanwhile, the Switzerland talks are done with a conclusion that Libra is still a concern, and Japan’s FSA looks set to beef up...
Innovation, Regulation, and 20 Crypto Jokes
24.8.2019
Another week of innovation and regulation in the Cryptoworld. We learned that Binance plans to start an open blockchain project, Venus, and a new digital currency might be delivered to the Cryptosphere. Santander is bringing a Ripple-powered app to Latin America, Rakuten enters crypto trading...
20 Crypto Jokes on the Way Back to USD 20K per Bitcoin
17.8.2019
This week in Bitcoin news: BTC dropped to USD 10.5K, while Ether and XRP remained steady and BCH rallied, then it dropped below USD 10K, then it went above USD 10K...This happened a few more times. Your first visit to the Cryptoworld? No need for a heart attack, this is normal around here....
The Cryptocurrency’s Tale: 20 Crypto Jokes
10.8.2019
Though this week’s events were fewer, they were important for the community nonetheless.
Litecoin went through its second halving, followed by no dramatic changes in the metrics, while Bitcoin shot over USD 12,000 just to drop below USD 11,500 later again. In the meantime, BITpoint resumed trading...
Crypto is the New Black: 20 Crypto Jokes
3.8.2019
Any week is a news-filled week in the cryptoverse.
We were fine without BTC's 10K-up-and-down antics this week, but it met its first interest cut by the US Federal Reserve, and people are not quite sure how to interpret the impact of this event. Nonetheless, after a senator said that U.S. can't...
Game of Cryptos: 20 Crypto Jokes
27.7.2019
You remember how last week Bitcoin went under USD 10K, then over USD 10K? Go ahead click on the links as the same thing happened this week, and nobody batted an eye.
The anticipation and the guest list for the Sun-Buffett luncheon grew by day, but then it was pushed back, allegedly due to Sun’s...
I Know What you did Last Crypto Winter: 20 Crypto Jokes
20.7.2019
Bitcoin went bellow USD 10K. That happened.
By the time I typed this, altcoins rallied, then Bitcoin jumped over USD 10K. That happened.
In the ever-larger world of regulations-related news, a Chinese court reportedly recognized Bitcoin as having legal value as property; U.S. CFTC is investigating...
Crypto’s Travels: 20 Crypto Jokes
13.7.2019
Another week of crypto fun and unpredictability is almost behind us. Let’s check out a few things that happened, before moving on to the jokes of the week.
In Bitcoin news: we saw Bitcoin sneaking to USD 13K, with altcoins struggling to keep up, then finally hitting it for the third time this year...
Crypto Twist: 20 Crypto Jokes
6.7.2019
Never a dull week in the cryptoverse. In Bitcoin news, we saw it lighter by another USD 1K, then another, dropping below USD 10,000, only to jump back to the USD 11K zone in ten hours. Many nerves were lost, and a lot of hair too. On the further unexpected but positive side of the news, DOGE...
Toast
3.7.2019
One day, all the sudden, I started hearing jokes about toast. I had no idea what the context was. I assumed some friends just got started telling toast jokes, which isn't rare by any means. But it turns out it was a whole thing. It got me thinking, jeez, if I can't keep up with this stuff when it's...
The Adventures of Crypto: 20 Crypto Jokes
29.6.2019
Well, this was a rollercoaster. Everybody alright out there? Bitcoin went up and beyond USD 11,000, then USD 12,000, USD 13,000, and got so near USD 14,000, we thought it’d touch it. And then Bitcoin showed us once again how volatile it can be. And on top of everything, the community saw another...
Under the Sign of Libra: 20 Crypto Jokes
22.6.2019
This was a massive week for crypto. The announced Libra coin, with its Colibra wallet, caused a torrent of opinions, and even some apprehension that Libra might be trying to take the Lord of the Crypto status from Bitcoin. The fact almost everybody agrees on is that, one way or another, Libra will...
Of Crypto and Men: 20 Crypto Jokes
15.6.2019
This was a week of opposites in the cryptoworld, maybe more so than usual. Everybody has taken a side in the crypto argument, only the Burning Sun scandal is indiscriminately all-encompassing and ever-growing.
As a Mexican exchange makes a last-minute plea to stop tough fintech regulations, FATF’s...
Buffett at Justin's: 20 Crypto Jokes
8.6.2019
With the acquisition rumors going around comment-less, the cryptoverse reached a wider audience thanks to Justin Sun’s lunch with Warren Buffet – a news which inspired a number of memes. Truthfully, there isn’t a boring hour in the cryptoverse.
So what happened this cryptoweek? A lot! Many were...
Are We There Yet? 20 Crypto Jokes
1.6.2019
This week turned out intense. Bitcoin got to USD 9,000, only to drop just below USD 8,200 in five hours and then become more difficult to mine than ever. With the Bitcoin spiking all over the place, the community is standing at attention. Meanwhile, there is no such thing as a meme-free week in...